Clearly we have different definitions of the word “lucky”.
However, this allows me to use the “over 30” tag in more than one way, so at least I get that.
Posted 5/10/11 @ 3:04 AM
I guess this is a spin on the whole “I lost my teddy bear” line. What 32 year-old man sleeps with a teddy bear, though? I’m just going to assume it’s your daughter’s, and well, NO.
Posted 5/7/11 @ 5:53 PM
Disease-free? What a catch!
Posted 5/6/11 @ 6:12 PM
I have interesting interests, so he’s interested. And I am 98% sure that the only common word between our two profiles is “sarcasm”. So YES, I’d LOVE to have a threesome with you.
Posted 5/6/11 @ 1:17 PM
Straight and to the point. He’s still wasting five seconds of my life, though.
Posted 5/5/11 @ 7:16 PM