First of all, never write a poem to a girl as your first message.
Secondly, never start that poem with the term “evening stroke”.
Posted 8/22/11 @ 12:41 AM
My favourite part of this is “you’re too stressed and stop taking care of yourself”. I forgot that stress and shampoo usage are inversely proportional to one another.
Posted 7/4/11 @ 7:35 AM
I just really have no words, but way to ruin The OC for me.
Posted 5/10/11 @ 12:59 AM
I don’t think he gets how haikus work.
Posted 5/6/11 @ 2:37 AM