This is not ok, cupid.

First of all, never write a poem to a girl as your first message.

Secondly, never start that poem with the term “evening stroke”.

My favourite part of this is “you’re too stressed and stop taking care of yourself”. I forgot that stress and shampoo usage are inversely proportional to one another.

I just really have no words, but way to ruin The OC for me.

I don’t think he gets how haikus work.