My favourite part of this is “you’re too stressed and stop taking care of yourself”. I forgot that stress and shampoo usage are inversely proportional to one another.
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Hahahahaha. This...why i dont dance.
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niche tumblrs- weird guys on okcupid. Such as…. thisisnotokcupid fedorasofokc
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Hahahaa, ‘Think about the children.’
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This just made my day....think my roommate officially thinks I’m nuts now. I read...
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hilarious. unfortunately it happens all the time, but it’s still funny. Think
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babylonian said:
my gut reaction is to google this and see if he’s lifting it from some shitty movie or something but i can’t because if i have to look at this paragraph for one second longer i’ll actually die
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sir-yessir said:
also he stole it - i’ve seen that same “pick up line” on a couple different websites. laaaame!
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