This is not ok, cupid.

Today’s message is brought to you by the character “tilde”.
He’s approximately over 40 (I’m not sure how this works, but his profile says he’s 46, so I guess that’s “approximately” above 40), approximately 6’ (5’10” on his profile), and approximately 230lbs (due to the lack of picture, I’m sure we can assume it’s about 250).
How couldn’t I be interested?

Today’s message is brought to you by the character “tilde”.

He’s approximately over 40 (I’m not sure how this works, but his profile says he’s 46, so I guess that’s “approximately” above 40), approximately 6’ (5’10” on his profile), and approximately 230lbs (due to the lack of picture, I’m sure we can assume it’s about 250).

How couldn’t I be interested?

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    Hahaha oh dear, I’m 99% certain I received this very same message. Now I wish I hadn’t deleted it.
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  5. talktojohn said: Grown men should never refer to themselves as stocky or husky. I prefer “pleasantly plump” or “substantial”
  6. ihavewastedmylife reblogged this from thisisnotokcupid and added:
    How do you feel about slightly older men? I’m a professional, well educated, ~40+, South European looks, dark hair, dark...
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